"Bad's the best of us."

-- Francis Beaumont

“Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!â€ I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. â€œWhat?â€ I asked. Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, â€œIf you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.â€ â€œAnd Iâ€™ll pull out your goatee,â€ Gunnar added. â€œLolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,â€ I explained to them. â€œU doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.”
“But when the fairy sang the whole world listened to him. Stephen felt clouds pause in their passing; he felt sleeping hills shift and murmur; he felt cold mists dance. He understood for the first time that the world is not dumb at all, but merely waiting for someone to speak to it in a language it understands. In the fairyâ€™s song the earth recognized the names by which it called itself.”

Source : Susanna Clarke, Portia Rosenberg (2005). “Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell”, p.604, A&C Black
“Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.”
“To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.”
“Michael Moore didn't have to worry that anyone would misinterpret the title of his film, 'Capitalism: A Love Story,' because in Hollywood, no one loves capitalism. That's too bad, because Hollywood is one of capitalism's greatest successes.”
“Sometimes people think if someone has depression, that person must be a broken Mormon. We believe that righteousness is happiness, but what happens when people are righteous and they're not happy?”
“His frustration running very high, he takes it out on the ones he loves because it's safe.”
“I don't believe that narrative works when it's trying to teach a lesson or speak a factual truth.”

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