"Piano performances by Condoleezza Rice are better than Hitler's paintings."

“I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.”

“This is the better one. It's identical.”

“It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician...”

“If u can't get along with Dravid, u're struggling in life”

“I never got into this business thinking I'd be like a movie star.”

“Consider, children ... the pain of touching the tip of your finger to your mother's stove, even for a fraction of a second. That is an experience which most of you have suffered. Now try to imagine that pain, not simply on a fingertip but spread over the whole surface of your body, and not for a mere second, but everlastingly. That, children, is hellfire.”

“After Big Media, U.S. colleges and universities are the biggest enemies of the values of red-state Americans.”

“Whatever my fate, I'll go to it laughing.”