"I have always been "Hacky Wacky" which is my lingo for HAPPY! I refuse to allow my obesity to control me."

“Instead of getting an iPad, I now use my iPhone with a giant magnifying glass attached to my face.”

“I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.”

“Happiness depends on what you can give, not on what you can get.”

Source : "Quotations From Gurudev's Writings". Collected by Chinmaya Mission, Chicago, www.mychinmaya.org.

“I distinguish sentiment from sentimentality. Sentimentality makes your skin crawl. It's like too much sugar. But, sentiment is a great feeling.”

“If I wrote a play with four characters every single one of them would talk like me regardless of age or sex.”

“Fantastic! Right in the middle of that long stretch between Christmas and Spring Break, your coats are getting dirty, everything's dark, dingy - what a great time for a movie!”

“We shouldn't just allow gay marriage. We should insist on gay marriage. We should regard it as scandalous that two people could claim to love each other and not want to sanctify their love with marriage and fidelity.”

“I think people tune in to watch a football game because they want to watch a football game. If they wanted to watch a stand-up comedy show on HBO, that's where they'd go”