"What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid."

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Source : Source: www.avclub.com

Cameron Esposito

#Kids Quotes #Stolen Quotes

“Space is going to be commonplace.”
“In the fifth season [of Star Trek: The Next Generation] viewers will see more of shipboard life [including] gay crew members in day-to-day circumstances.”
“The seemingly omnipresent storm clouds hanging over the Constitution often make it hard to find a silver lining. Every day, the front page of The Drudge Report is littered with stories of government assaults on our civil liberties - from local government officials all the way up to the Oval Office.”
“Once you understand that everybody's going to get connected, a lot of things follow from that. If everybody gets the Internet, they end up with a browser, so they look at web pages - but they can also leave comments, create web pages. They can even host their own server! So not only is everybody consuming, they can also produce.”
“To dream costs nothing.”
“I think it's fascinating that there's a whole holiday dedicated to things that we fear and that's so interesting about the nature of humanity.”

Source : "Nick Offerman on Parks And Recreation and his comically oversized penis". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. July 18, 2012.
“For all my longer works (i.e. the novels) I write chapter outlines so I can have the pleasure of departing from them later on.”
“Revising a screenplay is much more frustrating than revising a song because you have to read through the entire work again while you are changing stuff. It is a lot easier to edit a song.”

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