"I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh."

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Source : Source: collider.com

Chris Bauer

#Thinking Quotes #Men Quotes #White Man Quotes

“Growing up devouring horror comics and novels, and being inspired to become a writer because of horror novels, movies, and comic books, I always knew I was going to write a horror novel.”
“I hate when you see a film and after one scene you know what's going to happen and you can predict the whole story.”
“I used to wanna rap like Jay-Z, Now I feel I could run laps around Jay-Z, Nas ain't seen nothing this nasty, B.I.G. & Pac got it coming when I pass too. You got the mic, I ain't the one you wanna pass to”
“There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.”
“It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.”
“The reality of en-masse inner transformation of human beings by self-realisation is the most revolutionary discovery of the present age.”
“According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.”
“I don’t care what you write man, just make sure you make us sound sexy. Say that we looked like we’d just come from the beach and that our bodies were glistening. Say we got no hair on our chests. Anything so the girls will like us.”

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