"To me, humor is part of a conversation with an audience."

“I do a lot of swimming, both in the ocean and in the pool.”

“There is a pride in speaking this language.”

“don't let us get sick, don't let us get old, don't let us get stupid, alright? just make us be brave, and make us play nice, and let us be together tonight.”

“There is no foundation in geological facts, for the popular theory of the successive development of the animal and vegetable world, from the simplest to the most perfect forms.”

Source : Sir Charles Lyell, Gérard Paul Deshayes (1830). “Principles of Geology: Being an Attempt to Explain the Former Changes of the Earth's Surface, by Reference to Causes Now in Operation”, p.153

“I now have a plan - I haven't had a plan up until this year.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“It is not the dream of what you're feeling laziness, if not, the sleep of exhaustion.”

“One of the most common causes of failure is the habit of quitting when one is overtaken by temporary defeat.”

“The world expected girls to pluck and primp and put on heels. Meanwhile, boys dressed in rumpled T-shirts and baggy pants and misplace their combs, and yet you were suppose to fall at their feet? Unacceptable.”