"Evading responsibility can lead to a life long pattern of criminal behavior."

“You can be harsh on your players and still coach, but it is easier when you are kind to them.”

“I brings the ruckus to the ladies.”

Source : "Fictional character: Leon Black". TV Series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" ("The Anonymous Donor", 2007), www.imdb.com. (2000–).

“We are going to have to gather up the fragments of knowledge and responsibilities that have been turned over to governments, corporations, and specialists, and put those fragments back together again in our own minds and in our families and household and neighborhoods.”

“When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show”

“Straight-forwardness, without the rules of propriety, becomes rudeness.”

“There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn't have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and still use his creel largely to transport sandwiches and beer”

“Exercise II. Write a diary, imagining that you are trying to make an old person jealous. I have written an example to get you started: Dear Diary, I spent the morning admiring my skin elasticity. God alive, I feel supple.”

“In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.”