"I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums."

-- Eric Andre

#Thinking Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Television Quotes

“It is possible that a scientific discovery will be made that humans will later regret because it has awful consequences. The problem is, we probably would not know in advance and, once the discovery is made, it cannot be undiscovered.”
“If I wanted to get my arms as big as I could possibly get them, I would probably do around 20 sets of 4 exercises and 5 sets each for the triceps and 20 sets for the biceps per workout 3 times a week. That would be around 60 sets of triceps and 60 sets of biceps work per week. I would keep the reps between 6 and 8 and I would do all basic movements where I'd handle as heavy a weight as possible. I'd consume nutritious food that had calories in and just flat out eat!”
“Standing to America, bringing home black gold, black ivory, black seed.”

Source : Robert Earl Hayden, Frederick Glaysher (1984). “Collected Prose”, p.163, University of Michigan Press
“"The main thing is to play your heart out and whatever helps you to do that is the right way".”
“America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.”
“History, if thoroughly comprehended, furnishes something of the experience which a man would acquire who should be a contemporary of all ages and a fellow citizen of all peoples.”
“I have a suspicion that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to ***** [sleep with her] anymore.”
“Sometimes when we fall in love there simply is no going back. There's not turning back to the people we once were or simply falling in love with someone else. When we truly fall in love and find the person we're going to spend the rest of our lives with there's no falling in love with someone else. It simply isn't possible. You don't have your heart to give anymore.”

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