"Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect."

-- Jim Butcher

#Children Quotes #Kids Quotes #Perfect Quotes

“Chiropractic was the key to keeping me in the game.”
“Learning how to learn is the most precious thing we have in life.”
“Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculousâ€”the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.”
“We're making tin gods out of those poor buffoons in Hollywood; I dote on movies and appreciate the scanty art therein but I consider the profession about the most debased and debasing I know.”
“She is unable to dream, think or love. In a woman, poetry never comes naturally, but always as the result of education. Only the woman of the world is a woman; the rest are simply females.”
“I have shaved my head. My flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter.”
“Dave couldn't remember the last time a grownup had apologized to him.”

Source : Andrew Clements, Mark Elliott (2007). “No Talking”, p.135, Simon and Schuster
“Brilliant. A very funny and concise explanation of why we men are as we are. If you are male, you should read it and then make your partner read it, so they will no longer hate you but pity you instead.”

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