"I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on."

-- Rob Huebel

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“The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you are not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one. All the shortcuts and economies and common-sense changes that your native intelligence suggests to you are mistakes. Learn to quash them. Constantly ask yourself, "How would I do this if I were a fool?" Throttle down your mind to a crawl. Then you will never go wrong.”
“I think it's very attractive when people cook. So I don't wear sweatpants. When you dress sexy to cook, too, it's like, damn, I got a girl who can cook and look like that? And I always have really cute aprons.”

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“Unlike multiculturalism, cultural pluralism doesn't just mean diversity but also togetherness - primarily the understanding of the rules of the game - the European values structure.”

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“A Christianity that is in conflict with the Scriptures isn't Christianity at all.”
“Every injustice that has ever been fastened upon women in a Christian country has been â€œauthorized by the Bibleâ€ and riveted and perpetuated by the pulpit.”
“Notwithstanding their attacks on the basic conception of rationalism, on synthetic a priori judgments, that is, material propositions that cannot be contradicted by any experience, the empiricists posits the forms of being as constant.”
“Pressure is working down the pit. Pressure is having no work at all. Pressure is trying to escape relegation on 50 shillings a week. Pressure is not the European Cup or the Championship or the Cup Final. That's the reward.”
“That's not very attractive behavior, Bella." he said. " Forgiveness is divine. "Mind your own buisness.”

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