"Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny."

-- Seth MacFarlane

“Until this moment, Senator, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness....Let us not assassinate this lad further, senator. You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?”

Source : Statements to Joseph McCarthy on the 30th day of the Army - McCarthy hearings, June 9, 1954.
“No love is entirely without worth, even when the frivolous calls to the frivolous and the base to the base.”
“When you hit 'Save' on a spread sheet and you assign a spreadsheet to something, that [stuff] becomes official.”
“The truth is that nothing is less sensational than pestilence, and by reason of their very duration great misfortunes are monotonous.”
“I probably have traveled and walked into more variety stores than anybody in America. I am just trying to get ideas, any kind of ideas that will help our company. Most of us don't invent ideas. We take the best ideas from someone else.”
“Whereas the average individuals "often have not the slightest idea of what they are, of what they want, of what their own opinions are," self-actualizing individuals have "superior awareness of their own impulses, desires, opinions, and subjective reactions in general."”
“I think it's possible to allow an artist to go beyond his borders and play.”
“A writer can't just be well-educated or good at research; to build a living, breathing world with interesting characters, you have to write from the gut. I'm not saying you have to live your life like a fantasy adventure. The trick is the ability to synthesize your own everyday experiences into your fiction. Infuse your characters with believable emotions and motivations. Infuse your world with rich sensory detail. For that you have to be in touch with your own existence and your own soul, the dark and the light of it.”

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