"I studied with the Maharishi for many years, and really didn't learn that much. But one thing that he taught me, I'll never forget: 'ALWAYS...' no, wait-- 'NEVER...' no, wait, it was 'ALWAYS carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can toss it out the window.'"

-- Steve Martin

#Years Quotes #Car Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“If you took a cracked pot and you cracked that cracked pot, you'd be approaching the level of cracked pottery we are talking about here.”

Source : "The Rachel Maddow Show", www.msnbc.com. July 8, 2011.
“I didn't think I had anything particular to say, but I thought I might have something to say to children.”
“I never condone wrongdoing in any area”
“For 't is always fair weather When good fellows get together With a stein on the table and a good song ringing clear.”

Source : "A Stein Song" l. 5 (1896)
“I get pretty attached to the majority of the characters I play. I can't help myself.”
“You are not so good a Christian when you are neglecting a plain duty as when you are performing it. And joining the church is a plain duty for all who mean to be Christians.”

Source : Washington Gladden (1876). “Being a Christian: what it Means and how to Begin”
“I could almost hear the characters inside, murmuring and jostling, impatient for me to open the cover and let them out.”
“There are certain people who seem doomed to buy certain houses. The house expects them. It waits for them.”

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