"Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often."

-- Alexei Sayle

#Dog Quotes #Opportunity Quotes #Bones Quotes

“I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine. It takes place in an impalpable greyness, with nothing underfoot, with nothing around, without spectators, without clamour, without glory, without the great desire of victory, without the great fear of defeat, in a sickly atmostphere of tepid scepticism, without much belief in your own right, and still less in that of your adversary.”
“Graphic novels might really speak to one child who's struggling with the other kinds of reading and might help them discover that storytelling is joyful and personal and illuminating. They might find your way in auditorily by listening to audio books in the car instead of playing Game Boys or watching DVDs.”

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“The key to winning is poise under stress.”
“I am really pleased to hear each of my songs described as a total surprise. This is what I want!”

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“The creation of a nuclear weapons convention is not only achievable, it is imperative if civilisation is to survive.”
“I have not attempted to try to relive or recreate the past; but I have sought guidance from those timeless elements in the past which remain valid and vital to the future ... The purpose of my art is to seek beauty and truth, and to explore and glorify the human being and the universe.”
“This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.”
“A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.”

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