"Never was a government that was not composed of liars, malefactors and thieves."

-- Marcus Tullius Cicero

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“The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.”
“Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.”

Source : Ben Hogan (2010). “Power Golf”, p.11, Simon and Schuster
“No discrimination, that's what we're about as a country.”
“The fearful danger of the present time is that above the cry for authority, we forget that man stands alone before the ultimate authority, and that anyone who lays violent hands on man here, is infringing eternal laws, and taking upon himself superhuman authority, which will eventually crush him.”
“I mostly, for someone who makes a lot of their living in comedy - and even for someone who doesn't make their living in comedy - I don't watch a lot of comedy.”
“You're not a real manager unless you've been sacked.”
“You Americans, you treat the Third World in the way an Iraqi peasant treats his new bride. Three days of honeymoon, and then it's off to the fields”

Source : "The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Gulf War" by Charles Jaco, (p. 23), 2002.
“Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.”

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