"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible."

-- Dave Barry

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“It's not the future I'm talking about, I'm talking about tomorrow.”
“Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow.”
“If one has belief, knowledge is lacking. If one has knowledge, belief is unnecessary.”

Source : David Eller (2007). “Atheism Advanced: Further Thoughts of a Freethinker”
“As we practice, we begin to know the difference between our fantasy and reality.”
“If [Sean] doesn't see me a few days or if I'm really, really busy, and I just sort of get a glimpse of him, or if I'm feeling depressed without him even seeing me, he sort of picks up on it. And he starts getting that way. So I can no longer afford to have artistic depressions. If I start wallowing in a depression, he'll start coming down with stuff, so I'm sort of obligated to keep up. And sometimes I can't, because something will make me depressed and sure as hell he'll get a cold or trap his finger in a door or something, and so now I have sort of more reason to stay healthy or bright...”
“I believe in infrastructure, I believe in investing in your hard assets. Where I think government starts to fail is when it starts getting itself weighed down with the social programs. And I think the American public just feels like a lot of that money is tossed aside and wasted.”

Source : "Infrastructure Funds Benefit More Than The Economy". "Morning Edition" with David Greene, www.npr.org. September 22, 2011.
“We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.”
“Aside from an intervention, which I don't think is on anybody's mind, Iraq is going to have defend for itself.”

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