"...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience."

-- Patrick deWitt

#Towns Quotes #Welcome Quotes #Transformation Quotes

“Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors.”
“Two messengers covered with dust come to bid me fly, but I wait for him.”

Source : Dolley Madison (1886). “Memoirs and Letters of Dolly Madison: Wife of James Madison, President of the United States”, Boston ; New York, Houghton, Mifflin
“The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).”
“Forgetting about our mistakes and our wounds isn't enough to make them disappear.”
“I enjoy the sun and the beauty of summer as long as I can. Who knows whether one of these days I shall not be prevented from doing it?”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“No progressive knowledge will ever medicine that dread misgiving of a mysterious and pathless power given to words of a certain import.”
“I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.”
“It's a new era at Disney. From now on, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will be known as Person of No Color and the Seven Vertically Challenged Individuals.”

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