"A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?"

-- Ben Stiller

#Stupid Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Funeral Quotes

“Nothing in life is ritual.”
“Optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to failure.”
“I didn't cry at my father's funeral, and I felt guilty about that. Of course, he got sick not too long after he and I had had that final altercation, and I felt real guilty because of that, too. Then years later, one day, I was probably in my late twenties, early thirties, and I just broke down crying, because I finally got my father.”
“Strum your guitar sing it kid Just write about your feelings not the things you never did Inexperience, it once had cursed me But your youth is no handicap it's what makes you thirsty”

Source : Song: There Only Was One Choice, Album: Dance Band on the Titanic, 1977
“The true test of relationships is not only how loyal someone is when we fail, but how thrilled they are when we succeed.”
“I'd sooner be smashed into a mangled pulp by a bus when we cross the street than look forward to a life like yours.”
“I live on my gut instinct.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The truth I know for sure is that if something feels good and makes you happy on the inside, you're probably moving in the right direction.”

Source : "Interview with Actress Jacqui Holland on Beauty, Aging, and Embracing Pain". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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