#Knows Quotes #Locals Quotes #Ifs Quotes
“I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write.”
“Now the night's breath responds to the sea, which I can scarcely hear from here, as it reminisces about its shipwrecks.”
“You know what kind of person it takes to run for President? Not normal. They could start out okay, but by the time they reach that level they've sold their soul to the devil so many times and stomped the guts out of enough people that they are definitely not like you and me, not even close.”
“Let the straight-limbed laugh at the club-footed, the white skinned at the blackamoor.”
“You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.”
“I go around the world dealing with running and hiding... I can't take a walk in the park . I can't go to the store... I have to hide in the room. You feel like you're in prison.”
“I didn't want to play a rancher. I didn't want to have a cowboy hat on; I wanted to get away from that in the things I do. But I read the script and fell in love with it. As hard as I tried to say no, I couldn't.”
“In order to be a teacher you've got to be a student first”
Simon Rich Humorist
