"The only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup."

-- F. Ross Johnson

#Coffins Quotes #Lawyer Quotes

“I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.”
“The idea that recording itself is an instrument.”
“Aeriel felt her heart grow troubled. "I know," she said. "I know that he is evil, but his beauty unmakes me. Every time he looks at me, I die.”
“Is that what they call a vocation, what you do with joy as if you had fire in your heart, the devil in your body?”
“I guess God has a sense of humor, when he had a man that wanted to start his life as a priest, end up marrying a preacher.”

Source : Source: www.christianpost.com
“Am I a trance medium? No. Have I got a gift psychically? Absolutely not. But I believe in the survival of consciousness after death.”
“You ever want to negotiate a hostage situation in Quebec, I'm your man. Send me in for a little parley and the francophone miscreants will flee, hands over bleeding ears.”

Source : Will Ferguson (2010). “Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw: Travels in Search of Canada”, p.220, Vintage Canada
“Just know that someone out there always has it worst, and you should try to realize that there really is a lot to look forward to”

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