"Children are so egocentric - they want to watch their lives, and not yours."

-- Nick Offerman

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“Why is one view permissible and the other criminally barred-other than because the force of law is being used to control political discourse and one form of terrorism (violence in the Muslim world) is done by, rather than to, the west?”
“Yes, one uses what one knows, but autobiography means something else. I should never be able to write a real autobiography; I always end by falsifying and fictionalizingâ€”Iâ€™m a liar, in fact. That means Iâ€™m a novelist, after all. I write about what I know.”
“Mom actually said that?" Cassie's face shown with happiness. "She always hated my math!”
“The first thing people lose on a diet is their sense of humor. Keep it fun. Keep it light.”

Source : Twitter post from May 07, 2014
“If you would make a man happy, study not to augment his goods; but to diminish his wants. One of the greatest services Christianity has rendered the world has been its consecration of poverty, and its elevation of labor to the dignity of a moral duty.”

Source : Orestes Augustus Brownson (1965). “Brownson's Quarterly Review”
“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”
“Even as a child I remember thinking, She can beat me, but she cannot beat my outfit.”
“Modesty is the delicate form of hypocrisy.”

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