"Everything is in how you are going to handle it. As a lifelong nightclub comic, I'm ready to handle whatever I have to handle."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Comic Quotes #Lifelong Quotes #Ready Quotes

“Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life.”
“There's people making babies to my music. That's nice.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.”
“My friends, when I was young, were always older than I was, and I've always liked them. And I love old men and old ladies, really. But I've known more elderly men, like Max Beerbohm, like Beranard Berenson, like Somerset Maugham, Winston Churchill-I'd put him first, anyway-what they say is so wise and so good. They know what they're talking about.”
“When a woman earns a dollar, the payback is higher. She'll invest in her children, in their education, health care, and basic needs. The impact of a woman's role in the economy benefits society at large.”
“Design Patterns - Elements of Reusable Object-Oriented Software”

Source : Erich Gamma (2004). “Entwurfsmuster: Elemente wiederverwendbarer objektorientierter Software”, p.11, Pearson Deutschland GmbH
“I did surveillance a lot, which sounds exciting, but it never was.”
“I thought of the character being real, a living person, not a drawing.”

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