"On the road, when I do stand-up, people would always say, "What do you think about Donald Trump?" If you said, "He's crazy," they'd be like, "Yeah, he's crazy." But if you said, "I don't know - he seems interesting," they would be like, "That's really what I think.""

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Source : Source: www.glamour.com

Colin Jost

#Crazy Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes

“I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh”
“Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.”
“Iran has, by virtue of its growth and by virtue of the United States' mistakes in Iraq, tilted the balance of power in the Middle East. That is the case, but that doesn't necessarily mean it is a threat.”
“All makers must leave room for the acts of the spirit. But they have to work hard and carefully, and wait patiently, to deserve them.”
“I think I was one of those kids that I might not fight you if you stepped on my shoes or stole my lunch money or that kind of stuff. But if you picked on a girl or something like that, that would cause me to rear up a little bit.”
“Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest.”
“My biggest hope that we're going to make it here is that this thinking is being manifested & really employed by the young world. Will they be going fast enough to overcome the initiatives of the bureaucracies & the fears operative in those bureaucracies? It's a very touch & go question.”
“Love isn't supposed to torment you. If it does, there's probably something wrong.”

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