"If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises...."

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Source : "Arborophilia". Play by Jacob M. Appel, 2005.

Jacob M. Appel

#Men Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Giving Quotes

“Maturity: the confidence to have no opinions on many things.”

Source : Twitter post from Jan 29, 2014
“You can be angry and silent, but it's no use - there's no distance in the spirit - besides, my words touch you more softly than my hands.”
“People have less privacy and are crammed together in cities, but in the wide open spaces they secretly keep tabs on each other a lot more”
“Nature has placed nothing so high that virtue can not reach it. [Lat., Nihil tam alte natura constituit quo virtus non possit eniti.]”
“It's been hard. My mother is proud of me, but her reaction swings wildly from day to day. I don't really take her point of view. I'm hard on her. And that's hard to read.”
“I'm the complete opposite of every clean cut, decent-looking guy you could ever think of. Yet, I have the biggest heart in the world.”
“The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE”
“Heine commenting on the music of Louis Hector Berlioz: He is an immense nightingale, a lark as great as an eagle. . . . The music causes me to dream of fabulous empires, filled with fabulous sins.”

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