"Bigger people beat up little people."

“The best basketball announcer is one who allows you to close your eyes.”

“Self awareness allows you to self-correct.”

“God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.”

Source : Irving Layton (1969). “The whole bloody bird: obs, aphs & pomes”

“All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage.”

“The poem is neither here nor there, and with a girl's breast it can illuminate the nights. With the glow of an apple it fills two bodies with light and with a gardenia's breath it can revive a homeland!”

“I'm not a huge fan of improv theater or improv sports or whatever, because it still just looks like a tool. It looks like a technique to me.”

Source : Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. June 23, 2011.

“People who snack sometimes sometimes eat kind of thoughtlessly and end up eating a lot more. But in principle, it's a really good idea if you can exert the kind of discipline needed.”

“We sacrifice to dress till household joys and comforts cease. Dress drains our cellar dry, and keeps our larder lean.”