"If a robin redbreast in a cage Puts all heaven in a rage, How feels heaven when Dies the billionth battery hen?"

-- Spike Milligan

#Heaven Quotes #Batteries Quotes #Hens Quotes

“Nuclear weapons are the scourge of the earth; to mine for them, manufacture them, deploy them, use them, is a curse against God, the human family, and the earth itself.”
“Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.”
“You cannot take any people, of any color, and exempt them from the requirements of civilization - including work, behavioral standards, personal responsibility, and all the other basic things that the clever intelligentsia disdain - without ruinous consequences to them and to society at large.”
“My take on what happened with the moon landing was [......] they suspect [ sic ] that on impact that the cameras would be damaged because back in 1969 cameras weren't, you know, like they are today, as good. So they had a studio set up at CBS to mimic the moon landing. And sure enough the cameras broke and so they flipped, you know, the CBS studio on. And what you saw of the footage of the '69 moon landing was actually at CBS studio.”

Source : "Creation Evolution and Dinosaurs session #5 Q&A". January 2002.
“If a man stopped me in the street and demanded of me my watch, I should refuse to give it to him. If he threatened to take it by force, I feel I should, though not a fighting man, do my best to protect it. If, on the other hand, he should assert his intention of trying to obtain it by means of an action in any court of law, I should take it out of my pocket and hand it to him, and think I had got off cheaply.”
“If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing...”
“It appertaineth to the true God alone to be able to loose men from their sins.”
“Confident and courageous leaders have no problems pointing out their own weaknesses and ignorance.”

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