"Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave."

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Source : 1968 The Naked Civil Servant, ch.18.

Quentin Crisp

#Life Quotes #Funny Things Quotes #Way Quotes

“I've done a lot of things in a business where you're lucky to stay alive, so when the time comes, I'll be happy to pass my knowledge along and help someone else.”
“I think I was as mentally tough as I've ever been. I felt like I handled the situation both on and off the court extremely well. I felt like I needed to.”
“My God given talent is my ability to stick with training longer than anybody else.”
“Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.”
“It is not enough to be a good player... you must also play well”
“An oil crisis looms, prices are spiking - and our president is extolling algae. After Solyndra, Keystone and promises of seaweed in their gas tanks, Americans sense a president so ideologically antipathetic to fossil fuels - which we possess in staggering abundance - that he is utterly unserious about the real world of oil in which the rest of us live.”
“The key to using the Internet to extend and build relationships is to view ownership of information differently-you need to bring customers inside your business to create information partnerships ... relationships become the differentiator, more than products or services. Businesses become intertwined.”
“If you are animated by right principles, and are fully awakened to the true dignity of life, the subject of amusements may be left to settle itself.”

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