"God is like a computer, the more software you put in, the greater the danger that extensions will conflict."

-- Alexander Waugh

#Computer Quotes #Conflict Quotes #Danger Quotes

“It came to my house. It sat on my shoulders. Your shadow is yours. I told it so. I said it was yours. I have carried it with me too long. I give it back.”
“We are all born children- the trick is remaining one.”
“We must stop the trend of closing schools and building prisons.”
“The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a good reason why you don't care about soccer - it's because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom's apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control.”
“I think there is a danger there of being mean to people and humiliating people and embarrassing people just because it might get you ratings. It is a disturbing trend.”
“The future belongs to he who has the bishops.”
“Good order is the foundation of all things.”
“I think every person who is single should have a dog. I think the government should step in and intervene: If you're not married or coupled up, whether you've been dumped or divorced or widowed or whatever, they should require you to proceed immediately to the pound nearest you and select an animal companion.”

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