"The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen."

-- Theodore Stevens

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“I am a messenger who will bring back word from the men who are fighting (WWI) to those who want the war to go on forever. Feeble, inarticulate will be my message, but it will have a bitter truth and may it burn their lousy souls.”
“Discord gives a relish for concord.”
“How do you do original work when culture is telling you which font face to use, which layout.”
“Children know how to be cruel, and the cruelty of their elders is the surest residue of the malaise the young feel toward things strange, things other, things that reveal our own ignorance or insufficiency”
“I'm fascinated by the whole concept of snake handling. When you read about the Pentecostal snake handlers, what strikes you the most is their commitment.”
“Time passes faster and faster, but with every project I always want to find the next challenge and the next challenge is just as exciting as the previous one.”
“It's a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden you're surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking you about Vietnam and race relations.”

Source : Vida Blue, Bill Libby (1972). “Vida: His Own Story”, Prentice Hall
“He (Frank Robinson as Manager) can step on your shoes, but he doesn't mess up your shine.”

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