"Maybe I'm the badass lady who rids Mexico of drugs, of oppression and illiteracy."

“The greatest rules of dramatic writing are conflict, conflict, conflict.”

“In monasteries, seminaries, retreats and synagogues, they fear hell and seek paradise. Those who know the mysteries of God never let that seed be planted in their souls.”

“The dead hand has too long hampered the freedom of the living.”

“The same thing could have happened on Halloween if somebody in the neighborhood had jumped out and scared him.”

“Sometimes life seems so painful it hurts even to move my arms.”

“It is not hard to deceive ministers, relatives and friends. But it is impossible to deceive Christ.”

“[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.”

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“No architect troubled to design houses that suited people who were to live in them, because that would have meant building a whole range of different houses. It was far cheaper and, above all, timesaving to make them identical.”