"God loves you as do I and no matter what physical characteristics that differ from each and every one of us, we are but one family under the heavens."

“Frank Sinatra is the only one that went from teen idol to superstar.”

“I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day so instead I play golf with other unemployed actors. I'm a member of the Stage Golfing Society and I play golf with all sorts of people.”

“If you come to me and say, 'Hey look I'm a racist,' or 'I discriminate against blacks,' or 'I don't like you because you're African American,' I respect that. I can respect you more by doing that. But don't smile in my face, shake my hand, and then you don't really respect me, or want me to be around, or come to your games as the owner of the Clippers.”

“Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.”

“Behold me waiting—waiting for the knife.... The thick, sweet mystery of chloroform, The drunken dark, the little death-in-life.... [F]ace to face with chance, I shrink a little: My hopes are strong, my will is something weak. ...I am ready But, gentlemen my porters, life is brittle: You carry Cæsar and his fortunes—steady!”

“Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.”

Source : "Fictional character: Dexter Broadhurst". "The Naughty Nineties", 1945.

“You almost wish you could turn off the COMM and just appreciate the deafening quiet.”

“Being disabled should not mean being disqualified from having access to every aspect of life.”