"My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop."

-- Paul O'Grady

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“Television made a lot of difference in country music. It's progress. I believe in progress.”
“But before all else a work of art is the creation of love. Love for the subject first and for the medium second. Love is the fundamental necessity underlying the need to create, underlying the emotion that gives it form, and from which grows the unfinished product that is presented to the world. Love is the general criterion by which the rare photograph is judged. It must contain it to be not less than the best of which the photographer is capable.”
“Have you ever thought, when something dreadful happens, 'a moment ago things were not like this; let it be then, not now, anything but now'? And you try and try to remake then, but you know you can't. So you try to hold the moment quite still and not let it move on and show itself.”
“Pushing yourself to be the best is unsustainable. Simply push yourself to be better than the day before.”
“The ocean is like a checking account where everybody withdraws but nobody makes a deposit. This is what's happening because of overfishing.”
“John was closest of all to Paul; their relationship was very complex.”
“You just keep going. Nothing that isn't beautiful is worth slowing down for.”
“Feminism seeks to turn the biggest, bloodiest carnivore in the world - passion - into a right-on cud-chewing vegan. It can never work. Sex was never meant to be that way. Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.”

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