"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."

-- Mark Twain

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“The biggest challenge in working together is simply listening;”

Source : Source: emunderwood.com
“I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in 'foreign'. I knew what they were saying: Blah, blah, blah, le b*** manager, ***** uselss b***!”

Source : "Said & Done" by Davis Hills, www.theguardian.com. March 28, 2004.
“Then he reached up and tore my shirtfront open. "Not much to see, is there?" I said, struggling to talk with a crushed windpipe. "I know, I know, they can fix things like that these days. Call me a feminist, but I think a woman's worth should be defined not by the size of her bust, but - " I rammed my fist up into his Adam's apple. He grunted and stumbled back. "- by the strength of her right hook.”
“Time is the most important factor in determining market movements and by studying past price records you will be able to prove to yourself history does repeat and by knowing the past you can tell the future. There is a definite relation between price and time. By studying time cycles and time periods you will learn why market tops and bottoms are found at certain times, and why resistance levels are so strong at certain times, and prices hold around them. The most money is made when fast moves and extreme fluctuations occur at the end of major cycles.”
“I think subconsciously because of my upbringing, I was very aware of values and morals and that's why I experienced the occasional guilt with my habits.”

Source : Source: www.beliefnet.com
“When a language die we don't know what we lose with language.”
“If you aren't nurturing your self, what kind of mother can you be, anyway?”
“It often happens that things come into the mind in a more finished form than could have been achieved after much study.”

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