"Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled."

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Cameron Esposito

#Parent Quotes #Adults Quotes #Stealing Quotes

“I don't think anyone sees truth for a simple reason: we aren't static.”

Source : Source: www.patheos.com
“Some people take better care of their pets than they do themselves. Their animals can run like the wind and they can barely make it up a flight of stairs.”
“Cancer is a passport to intimacy. It is an invitation, maybe even a mandate, to enter the most vital arenas of human life, the most sensitive and the most frightening, the ones that we never want to go to - but when we do go there, we feel incredibly transformed.”
“It's the [George Bush] president's fiscal policies that have driven up the biggest deficits in American history. He's added more debt to the debt of the United States in four years than all the way from George Washington to Ronald Reagan put together.”
“I am sure it is one's duty as a teacher to try to show boys that no opinions, no tastes, no emotions are worth much unless they are one's own. I suffered acutely as a boy from the lack of being shown this.”
“Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.”
“I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing to pay the price.”
“There is to some men a great Lechery in Lying, and imposing on the understandings of beleeving people.”

Source : Thomas Hearne, John Aubrey (1813). “Letters written by eminent persons in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries: to which are added, Hearne's journeys to Reading, and to Whaddon Hall, the seat of Browne Willis, esq., and Lives of eminent men, by John Aubrey, esq: The whole now first published from the originals in the Bodleian library and Ashmolean museum, with biographical and literary illustrations ...”, p.202

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