"It is only fair to admit, however, that my batting average in the crystal ball league is point, zero, zero, zero."

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Leslie Ford

#Zero Quotes #Average Quotes #League Quotes

“I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.”
“Everyone sounded the same when they died.”
“All audiences should be slightly off balance.”
“Open your arms to change but don't let go of your values.”
“The problem with being a modern woman, I thought, as the front door swung wide, is that you have to pretend to be stronger than you are.”
“The station was tight, aggressive ... the deejays at times sounding as if they were broadcasting at gunpoint.”
“How anybody expects a man to stay in business with every two-bit wowser in the country claiming a veto over what we can say and can't say and what we can show and what we can't show - it's enough to make you throw up. The whole principle is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak.”
“If you want to catch fish, donâ€™t throw your net into the bathtub.”

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