"I have a friend who loves housework. Honest, she loves all housework. All day long she moves from one chore to the next, smiling the whole time. I went over there one day and begged her to tell me her secret. It's simple, she said, right after breakfast you light up a joint."

-- Gabrielle Burton

#Moving Quotes #Simple Quotes #Light Quotes

“I had never watched a law show prior to being cast on The Practice.”
“In the high school classroom you are a drill sergent, a rabbi, a shoulder to cry on, a disciplinarian, a singer, a low-level scholar, a clerk, a referee, a clown, a counselor, a dress-code enforcer, a conductor, an apologist, a philosopher, a collaborator, a tap dancer, a politician, a therapist, a fool, a traffic cop, a priest, a mother-father-brother-sister-uncle-aunt, a bookeeper, a critic, a psychologist, the last straw.”

Source : Frank McCourt (2005). “Teacher Man: A Memoir”, p.19, Simon and Schuster
“If everything was super easy and I didn't have to face the odd bump in the road or difficult time then I guess my 'resilience muscles' wouldn't be in such good shape.”
“Misery is a guest that we are glad to part with, however certain of her speedy return.”

Source : Frances Burney, Fanny Burney (2015). “Complete Works of Frances Burney (Delphi Classics)”, p.3775, Delphi Classics
“For the ANC to cry 'sabotage' the night before crucial local government elections shows just how desperate they are to disguise their incompetence and mismanagement.”
“Wins are the most important measure for goalies, I think. Certainly it's a great accomplishment.”
“As the therapeutic relationship is established and progress occurs in problem areas, the therapist can "lead" and "push" the adolescent toward abstract reasoning skill.”

Source : "Adolescence: Guiding Youth Through the Perilous Ordeal". Book by Miller Newton, 1995.
“For the moment, whenever I read, it is normally scripts. You start a book and then you think, 'I should be reading these five scripts.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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