"Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s."

-- Ben Elton

#Silly Quotes #Wish Quotes #Used Quotes

“I didn't do this for other people; I did this for me. I fought for this right for me - does that sound selfish?”
“The fact that I am a woman does not make me a different kind of Christian, but the fact that I am a Christian makes me a different kind of woman.”
“Sierra Leone and Liberia must remain vigilant, that if you think somebody is sick with Ebola, you must get help immediately. Otherwise there could be a resurgence of Ebola. So everybody must remain vigilant.”
“It is better to fear a little. One is cautious then.”
“A person in my position has to restrain himself.”
“I would be happy at a piano bar, singing. I just want to home in on being the best singer I can be.”
“Perhaps my dynamite plants will put an end to war sooner than your [pacifist] congresses. On the day two army corps can annihilate each other in one second all civilized nations will recoil from war in horror.”
“Hurry, conscious younger people! Get to power quickly so political decisions can be based on the greater good for all rather than the greater gain for few. Hurry, before it is too late!”

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