#Beer Quotes #Function Quotes #Wells Quotes
“There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.”
Source : John Barnes (2009). “Tales of the Madman Underground”, p.125, Penguin
“Jobs are for lazy people who don’t want to invest in themselves.”
“There's no such thing as a bad carbohydrate.”
“Births to illegal immigrants now account for nearly one out of every ten births in the United States.”
“I am all the time talking about you, and bragging, to one person or another. I am like the Ancient Mariner, who had a tale in his heart he must unfold to all. I am always buttonholing somebody and saying, "Someday you must meet my mother."”
“Taste this, and be henceforth among the Gods thyself a Goddess.”
“I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.”
“My job is to write songs that have emotional meaning to me.”
Aeschylus Dramatist
Aristotle Philosopher
Herodotus Historian
Hesiod Poet
Ovid Poet
Plato Philosopher
Socrates Philosopher
Sophocles Playwright
Virgil Poet
