"I am one of those people, and I may be personally biased, who wishes that I had some place to come out of the closet besides a bar."

“Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.”

Source : "Q&A: Nick Kroll Tells You About His Feelings". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.esquire.com. January 23, 2013.

“You can't show somebody what it's like to experience loss, but you can soundtrack it and help them experience their own loss. I am so lucky to have this venue to be able to say and talk about all the stuff I've been through.”

“I never felt the urge to jump off a bridge, but there are times I have wanted to jump out of my life, out of my skin.”

“The real Mary Poppins got lost when Hollywood turned her into a cream puff.”

“I took a private lesson, but it didn't really work out, so I went back to playing along with records. That's really the thing that got me into playing a lot - getting excited about playing along with my favorite bands like Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.”

“NBC News will help define Comcast.”

Source : "‘Meet the Press’ Transition is Only the Latest Gaffe for Comcast’s NBC News Division" by Brian Lowry, variety.com. August 28, 2014.

“To those who feel defeated and downtrodden, look to the early hours of the day for your rescue...Shadows of yesterday's grief melt in the rays of early morn's opportunity.”

“I like to dress up but I'm not so concerned with looking very sexy, it's really more the art of dressing.”