"Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy."

-- Seth MacFarlane

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“Music should be able to invoke the natural emotions in all human beings. Music is not notes fixed on apiece of paper.”
“But he is tired. He puts the pistol to his head again. He says, â€œI never asked to be born in the first place.”
“I will be going to Belgium to win -- and we will see how the weekend develops from there.”
“People know, or dimly feel, that if thinking is not kept pure and keen, and if respect for the world of mind is no longer operative, ships and automobiles will soon cease to run right, the engineer's slide rule and the computations of banks and stock exchanges will forfeit validity and authority, and chaos will ensue.”
“Hell would be to have to spend eternity in a Heaven with those who are sure they are going there.”
“We need to become energy independent or at least aspire to that.”
“It doesn't matter to me what the genre is.”
“You are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving.”

Source : Mark Leyner (2012). “I Smell Esther Williams”, p.36, Vintage

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