"Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers."

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Alexei Sayle

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“Living jewels dropped unstained from heaven.”

Source : Robert Pollok (1832). “The Course of Time ... The Eleventh Edition”, p.156
“Throw away those little pieces of paper. Get yourself a big, beautiful canvas. Bring from this nature the most beautiful colors. Find the serene scene within. Find the joy in each corner of your life. Sit still and feel what is within you. Sit still and paint like you have never painted before.”
“Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.”
“The whole idea of timing tests is a century old, from a scientist who thought speed and ability were tightly correlated, which they are not.”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca
“Blogging has helped create an expanded awareness of the creative nonfiction genre, generally. But I suspect many bloggers continue to be unaware that they are (or have the potential to be) "literary" or "artful."”

Source : Source: www.luxlotus.com
“I'm so blessed to be breaking through right now because, how do you break through now? It took a clothing line to make people recognize me, you know what I mean? So the next kid that doesn't have that opportunity what is he suppose to do? It's really hard to break through right now. You just have to keep dreaming and keep pushing and take those right opportunities. I can't express that enough. It's crazy.”

Source : Source: www.complex.com
“A house should look lived in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and it doesn't give me cholera.”
“We seem to have set up some very arcane rules as to when it is actually OK to applaud.”

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