"I was always on my oddy knocky."

-- Anthony Burgess

“Sin is the second most powerful force in the universe, for it sent Jesus to the cross. Only one force is greater-the love of God.”
“I'm not trying to change the face of hip-hop music. I'm trying to make my records and always take the next step for me.”
“Groupon has some interesting assets.”
“Having spent 37 years of my life in the military as a reservist, and never having met a gay in all of that time, and never having even talked about it in all those years, I just thought, why the hell shouldn't they serve? They're American citizens. As long as they're not doing things that are harmful to anyone else... So I came out for it.”
“A woman with cut hair is a filthy spectacle, and much like a monsterit being natural and comely to women to nourish their hair, which even God and nature have given them for a covering, a token of subjection, and a natural badge to distinguish them from men.”
“Anyone who's 71 years old would look ridiculous singing rock.”
“There's not much difference between a fantasist and a visionary. We all have dreams and without dreams in business, I don't believe you can be successful. The trick is to turn them into reality.”
“I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap.”

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