"I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins."

-- Will Ferrell

“The first rule of management is delegation. Don't try and do everything yourself because you can't.”
“A safety net of small white lies can be the bedrock of a successful marriage. You wouldn't believe how cheaply I can do a kitchen renovation.”
“Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles.”
“Life is to blame for everything.”

Source : Robert Musil (2012). “Posthumous Papers of a Living Author”, p.45, Archipelago
“I'll show up at Fashion Week with a mink on with a lion head biting my shoulder. I would love that. Oh my God, with a jaguar tail on my shoes. Something crazy.”
“There are clearly people for whom Stoicism immediately "clicks," it comes natural, and others for whom it doesn't. Then again, Stoicism isn't the only positive philosophy of life. Buddhism is an excellent alternative, if it speaks more clearly to one's personality or cultural background.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“I don't need to be involved with a game watched by millions of people to be fulfilled.”
“Books are influential in proportion to their obscurity, provided that the obscurity be that of inexpressible Realities. The Bible is the most obscure book in the world. He must be a great fool who thinks he understands the plainest chapter of it.”

Source : Coventry Patmore (2016). “The Root, the Rod and the Flower”, p.23, Lulu Press, Inc

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