"Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there."

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Source : Sloane Crosley (2012). “I Was Told There'd Be Cake”, p.110, Portobello Books

Sloane Crosley

#Clapping Quotes

“I have a strong dance background. I danced from age five until 18, and that helps a lot. Doing a fight routine is like doing a dance routine.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Anticipation is sometimes more exciting than actual events.”
“Death makes no conquest of this conqueror: For now he lives in fame, though not in life.”
“If you're smart you're just gonna be all about the work. But as a young person, you want to going out to clubs and doing all the stuff. I'm just glad I survived it.”
“We have lived through some unforgettable times together, some good, some bad, achieving results that will be hard to equal.”
“Either do not attempt at all or go through with it.”
“Uncompromising thought is the luxury of the closeted recluse.”
“Our life is an apprenticeship to the truth that around every circle another can be drawn; that there is no end in nature, but every end is a beginning, and under every deep a lower deep opens.”

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