"Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it. Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors."

-- Dave Barry

#Dog Quotes #Cat Quotes #Wish Quotes

“If you see a good fight, get in it.”
“The camera can capture thought in a way that's quite surprising and shocking. You can become very simple and minimal in your work and communicate a lot with just a finger or an eyebrow, or a look, or a glance.”
“Art is a shadow of what a person is thinking... a small glimpse of what they hold inside. Little secrets, regrets, joys... every line has its own meaning.”
“I have no confidence whatsoever in BP . I think that they do not know what they are doing.”

Source : "Government Scientists Are Consulting But Unable to Stop BP Oil Spill". www.foxnews.com. May 30, 2010.
“She never was really charming till she died.”
“Yesterday I did not want to be borrowed but this is the typewriter that sits before me and love is where yesterday is at.”
“In comics, the writer is also the director in a certain way. So if this were a film, you wouldn't tell the cinematographer to make a good fight scene while you go and get a cup of coffee.”

Source : "SeagateCreative Interviews EVIL EMPIRE Writer – Max Bemis". SeagateCreative Interview, blog.seagate.com.
“The character of the artist doesn't enter into the nature of the art”

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