"The more bosom a woman displayed, the less she wanted you to look. Openly, at least."

-- Robert Jordan

#Looks Quotes #Wanted Quotes

“What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ***** back?”
“Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.”

Source : Elizabeth Goudge (1944). “Green Dolphin Street”
“What is my definition of jazz? "Safe sex of the highest order."”
“I will greet this day with love in my heart. And how will I do this? Henceforth will I look on all things with love and be born again. I will love the sun for it warms my bones; yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit. I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars. I will welcome happiness as it enlarges my heart; yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul. I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due; yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.”
“Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to maneuver you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop.”
“Almost everything I do is related to being fat.”
“It's not your salary that makes you rich, it's your spending habits..”
“I buy soy sauce and flavor it five different ways: with sake, mirin, sugar, kombu and bonito flakes. I use them on lots of dishes at home.”

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