"As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, â€œLook, he's still moving!"

-- Peter Costello

#Lying Quotes #Moving Quotes #Funeral Quotes

“Haven't you ever noticed how highways always get beautiful near the state capital?”
“The same law applies to me. Nobody has sued me for libel because I do not defame my enemies.”
“When I am happy I am like a cat, sleek and purring, quite useless. It is when I am unhappy, with an ache perhaps in my heart, that I do my finest work.”
“I'd listened to [Ornette Coleman] all kinds of ways. I listened to him high and I listened to him cold sober. I even played with him. I think he's jiving baby.”
“People actually occupy around 3 per cent of the earth's land surface. If 1,200 square feet was given to every person in the world, they would still all fit into an area the size of Texas - whether the Texans would object is an altogether different issue!”
“Punk is not just the sound, the music. Punk is a lifestyle.”
“Can I start by asking why your drawings abnormally suck?”
“Pride's chickens have bonny feathers, but they are an expensive brood to rear. They eat up everything, and are always lean when brought to market.”

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