"Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes."

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Source : Will Cuppy (1951). “How to Get from January to December”

Will Cuppy

#Beauty Quotes #Running Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I canâ€™t lift it.”

Source : FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Feb 02, 2012
“Children do not have to learn that streets are dangerous places by potentially fatal trial and error.”
“The secular utopians basically said the exact same thing, they just took the Bible out of the equation. The religious and the secular groups recognized each other as fellow travellers. They exchanged newsletters and asked each other questions like, "What's a good soup pot to use if you're making dinner for 800 people?" They had these practical connections.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Joy is not necessarily the absence of suffering, it is the presence of God.”

Source : Sam Storms (2014). “Pleasures Evermore: The Life-Changing Power of Enjoying God”, p.27, Tyndale House
“Today it is infinitely easier to kill one million people than to control one million people.”
“Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.”
“Everybody and their mother knows you don't train hard on Friday, the day before a race. But a lot of runners will overtrain on Thursday if left on their own. Thursday is the most dangerous day of the week.”
“I pray daily, and I pray in all kinds of places. I mean, I pray in bed, I pray in the Oval Office. I pray a lot. And just different as the spirit moves me. And faith is an integral part of my life.”

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