"The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why."

-- Ed Zern

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“By the time youâ€™ve had a relationship with a horse for a while, there are characteristics in the way the horse behaves with you and around you and responds to you that are directly (related) to some of your traits as a human beingâ€¦whether itâ€™s insecurity or aggression or fear or hate.”
“The greatest threat to extremism isn't drones firing missiles, but girls reading books.”

Source : "What’s So Scary About Smart Girls?" by Nicholas Kristof, www.nytimes.com. May 10, 2014.
“I froze in time! And I thought "My God......I'm free!”
“Every one of my positions cuts - out half the country. I'm pro-choice, I'm pro-gay rights, I'm pro-immigration, I'm against guns, I believe in Darwin.”
“I don't want to live in a world where everything that I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity or love or friendship is recorded,”
“I've got no ego; I just like to have thousands of people write to me and tell me how wonderful I am.”
“I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.”
“Though a hundred crooked paths may conduct to a temporary success, the one plain and straight path of public and private virtue can alone lead to a pure and lasting fame and the blessings of posterity.”

Source : Edward Everett (1850). “Orations and Speeches on Various Occasions”, p.41, Рипол Классик

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