"In life, you don't get what you deserve; you get what you believe, plan, and expect."

“Being a Christian, I'm eager to introduce people to Jesus. I just don't think I should do it in the science classroom”

“Middle age is when you find out where the action is so you can go someplace else.”

Source : Patricia Penton Leimbach (1987). “All my meadows”, Harpercollins

“Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.”

“I haven't found it to be particularly enjoyable... ninety percent of the time when I go on dates, I'm thinking, 'I could be reading my book instead.'”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

“My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.”

“Nixon regarded himself as having been cheated by life. He never got my vote.”

“We believe that more than 4 percent of the children in this country suffer ADHD... We want to know how to better identify and refer children for treatment.”

“It's a real buzz, even in front of 20 people, to make a complete fool of yourself. But people seemed to like it. And the thing is, if people started throwing tomatoes at me, I wouldn't have gone on with it.”