"I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl."

“People recite lines to me all the time, anywhere I get recognized.”

Source : "South Florida's Steven Bauer returns to TV". Interview with Johnny Diaz, www.sun-sentinel.com. June 20, 2013.

“My view is not just to find young talents, it's to support them too.”

“My forays into trying to date girls my own age from the school I went to were all pretty tortured.”

“Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me.”

“I don’t understand people, never will. It looks like I got to travel pretty much alone.”

“And then, just as Wilbur was settling down for his morning nap, he heard again the thin voice that had addressed him the night before. "Salutations!" said the voice. Wilbur jumped to his feet. "Salu-what?" he cried. "Salutations!" repeated the voice. "What are they, and where are you?" screamed Wilbur. "Please, please, tell me where you are. And what are salutations?" "Salutations are greetings," said the voice. "When I say 'salutations,' it's just my fancy way of saying hello or good morning.”

“What is paradise, but, a garden, an orchard of trees and herbs, full of pleasure and nothing there but delights.”

Source : Gervase Markham, William Lawson (1668). “A Way to Get Wealth: Containing Six Principall Vocations, Or Callings, in which Every Good Husband Or House-wife May Lawfully Imploy Themselves ...”

“I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay.”